Wait For Weight - An MTG Constructed Deck

Land	Wait (1 mana)	Wait (2 mana)	Weight
15 forests	3 Bequeathal	4 Wrap in Vigor	3 Oakgnral Warrior
	3 Fog	3 Moment's Peace	3 Vulpine Goliath
	3 Undergrowth	2 Gleeful Sabotage	3 Tajuru Pathwarden
	3 Wild Growth	Priest of Titania	3 Scuzzback Marauders
	3 Arbor Elf
	3 Elvish Mystic		2 Spider Umbra
	3 Llanowar Elves

Calling of the Inner Beast ~ Pauper

Lands 20+4	Creatures 15	Auras
3 Bant Panorama	4 Aura Gnarlid	white and green 4
3 Naya Panorama	4 Gladecover Scout	4 Armadillo Cloak
4 Blossoming Sands	4 Slippery Bogle	green 12
3 Selesnya Guildgate	3 Yavimaya Enchantress	4 Ancestral Mask
3 Forest	15	3 Bequeathal
4 Plains	39	4 Rancor
4 Wild Growth		Spider Umbra
24		white 5
		2 Ethereal Armor
		Hyena Umbra
		2 Journey to Nowhere
		60

This deck Calling of the Inner Beast, which used to be called Eminent Surroundings, is an aura pump deck.  Aura Gnarlid and Yavimaya Enchantress are the primary attackers.  Slippery Bogle and Gladecover Scout use hexproof to hide important auras from opponents so that the slammers can do their jobs.  Don't forget to count Wild Growth as an aura, and opponent's auras are also in the math.  This deck has 25 auras.  It should be enough for some serious aura combos.

Feebleness of the Suffering Bastard

24 Land	1 mana instants or sorceries	Creatures 8
2 Bant Panorama	green 9
2 Grixis Panorama	2 Reclaim	4 Nivix Cyclops
Rugged Highlands	4 Commune with Nature	4 Kiln Fiend
Swiftwater Clifts	3 Mutagenic Growth	8
Thornwood Falls	blue 13	60
4 Rupture Spire	2 Artful Dodge
4 Transguild Promenade	4 Distortion Strike
3 Forest	2 Brainstorm
3 Island	2 Unsummon
3 Mountain	3 Ponder
	red 6
	3 Assault Strobe
	3 Lightning Bolt
	28
	52

The major weakness of this deck is that it only has 8 creatures.  To help combat that there is Reclaim, Commune with Nature, Brainstorm, and Ponder.  These spells, along with the other spells can simultaneously be used to pump Nivix Cyclops and/or Kiln Fiend.  Also, to prevent chump blockers, clearing the battlefield with Lightning Bolt, and/or Unsummon may be necessary.

Sideboard:
2 Reclaim
4 Salvage

Slow Cooked Veggies

Land	1 mana	2 mana	3 mana	4+ mana
	2 Fog	4 Deadly Recluse	2 Nissa's Pilgrimage	4 Timbermaw Larva
16 Forests	2 Undergrowth	2 Moment's Peace		3 Tangle Golem
4 Sejiri Steppe	Elvish Mystic	2 Ambush Viper		2 Wickerbough Elder
	2 Mortal Wound	Fa'adyah Seer		2 Imperiosaur
	2 Forced Adaptation	Regeneration
	2 Fruition	2 Evolution Charm
	Llanowar Elves
	Arbor Elf

Strategy:

This is a slow deck. The object is to ward off large attacks with Fog, Undergrowth, Fruition, and Moments Peace.

More stalling comes from the deathtouch of Deadly Recluse, and Ambush Viper, and also Mortal Wound.

Use Llanowar, Arbor Elf, Elvish Mystic, Fa'adyah Seer, and maybe Evolution Charm for mana excelleration.

“Say yer prayers varmint!” ~ Pauper

Strategy:

Mana ramp creatures with defender, such as Overgrown Battlement, and Axebane Guardian to cast power 5 creatures with trample, such as Scuzzback Marauders, Molder Beast, and Tajuru Pathwarden.  Then, pump with Assault Strobe, Double Cleave, Phytoburst.

Land 23	0 mana	1 mana	2 mana	5 mana
7 Forest	2 Shield Sphere	4 Assault Strobe	4 Phytoburst	4 Scuzzback Marauders
4 Gruul Guildgate	25	2 Torpid Moloch	4 Double Cleave	4 Molder Beast
Jund Panorama		31	4 Overgrown Battlement	4 Tajuru Pathwarden
5 Mountain			43	Lightning Shrieker
2 Naya Panorama				60
4 Rugged Highlands
			3 mana
			4 Axebane Guardian
Sideboard			47
3 Stomper Cub
3 Garruk's Companion
2 Shield Sphere
2 Torpid Moloch
3 Lightning Shrieker
Mountain
Forest

Judas and the Deathtouch Kiss

This is an ultraslow deck	comments	1 mana	comments	2 mana	comments
Land/Landish		4 Prey Upon	They wanted to trick him	4 Ambush Viper	Judas' sneek attack betrayal
18 Forests		4 Sedge Scorpion	Jesus gave authority to trample these	4 Thornweald Archer	flyer say "Bye bye"
2 Halimar Depths		1 Sylvok Lifestaff	Mary, the mother of Jesus	4 Deadly Recluse	flyer say "Bye bye"
2 Kabira Crossroads	slow deck, add life gain			4 Regeneration	To give Jesus resurrection power
1 Wild Growth	the "Triumphal entry"			2 Gleeful Sabotage	gets rid of those pesky auras
		3 mana	comments	5 mana	comments
		4 Viridian Longbow	go in for the slow kill	4 Greater Basilisk	more deathtouch
		2 Slagwurm Armor	Jesus' ability to take punishment